Thursday, January 15, 2009

FCD Acquires notorious figure of modern legend

Yes. The Dread Pirate Roberts is now in Hoops!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

University of Florida - BCS Champs


To be!


(Even if the system is completely unbalanced and corrupt and should be completely overhauled)

Friday, January 2, 2009

Superfans say...

There has been an ongoing debate in the college football blogosphere about the proper weight to be given to each side in the 2008 Big 12's great offenses/mediocre defenses ratio. Through three quarters, The Ole Miss-Texas Tech Cotton Bowl is helping to clarify that debate.

Looking for signs in the Polish SASS-SAGE... UF 92... OU Negative 3. Unless OU hires DIT-KA, in which case UF 86, OU 11.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

An Analogy

Having Tim Tebow on your team is like being the only country with nuclear weapons. You're glad it's you, but it's still kinda creepy.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Your SEC Champion Florida Gators

Your SEC Champion Florida Gators

The creepily impressive football machine has led the Gators to an SEC championship! Bring on the Okies! The preceding assumes the computers cooperate, of course.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Jacksonville versus Houston on MNF

Jacksonville versus Houston on MNF

Tune in now! The Jaguars are putting on a clinic for the entire country on the fine art of sucking at football.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

FSU Safety accepts Rhodes scholarship.

FSU Safety accepts Rhodes scholarship.

You won't see me sending many kudos out to the Maroon rejects out in Tallahassee, but when somebody juggles being a Division 1A (Sorry, Football Bowl Subdivision) football player with pulling off a Rhodes scholarship, that deserves notice. I won't feel too bad when he goes to Med School at UF.